"Let the mind be enlarged to the grandeur of the mysteries, and not the mysteries contracted to the narrowness of the mind." - Francis Bacon
"Wookey & The Bear" are back at it again! Follow their Rants & Raves from the home of the Lederhosen and beyond! Read how these two aussie guys take on Germany and greater Europe by storm... Touring - Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, Belgium, France and the United Kingdom... all in six weeks.
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Day trip to Neuschwanstein Castle
"Let the mind be enlarged to the grandeur of the mysteries, and not the mysteries contracted to the narrowness of the mind." - Francis Bacon
Sound of Salzburg
"Let the mind be enlarged to the grandeur of the mysteries, and not the mysteries contracted to the narrowness of the mind." - Francis Bacon
Munich
"Let the mind be enlarged to the grandeur of the mysteries, and not the mysteries contracted to the narrowness of the mind." - Francis Bacon
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Vienna - Plan B is no Consolation Prize
"Let the mind be enlarged to the grandeur of the mysteries, and not the mysteries contracted to the narrowness of the mind." - Francis Bacon
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Prague - A White Winter Wonderland
Dresden - I'll have the Oxen...
We left Berlin very early in
the morning, so we were up at 5am to catch the train to Dresden. Upon arriving at Dresden we considered
catching a taxi to the hotel, until we looked up and saw that it was only a
five minute walk from the train station! Sometimes it pays to look up. Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Have you ever seen a duck with two heads?
Last day in Berlin, so we need to make the most of it.
Our final breakfast at Berio and armed with coffees to take away, we catch bus 100 to the Tiergarten and climb the Siegusaulle. This beautiful gold statue of the winged victory is set in the middle of one of Berlin’s major roads and is a pseudo-centre point to the city. It is set upon a giant column with a tiled mural at the first stage celebrating the victories of the Prussian state over the imperious Franco armies led by Napoleon.
A climb up the many many stairs of the spiral staircase, leads you to the top of the tower and out to a panoramic view of the grand expanse that is Berlin. Fortunately, it was sunny, though slightly hazy, but this allowed us to get an unimpeded view across this great metropolis, that was once divided by concrete and the ideologies of other nations.
We spiral back down the stairs, through the tunnel under the road with its interactive LED display and spill into the Tiergarten, for a casual stroll up the paths with their bare or burnt orange coverage. One can’t help but sing at moments like these, so we did. “Oh what a beautiful morning” came to mind and we sang it with gusto.
Crossing bridges over the garden lakes and chasing ducks that appeared to have two heads, we walked through the park to Potsdammer Platz, grabbed some bratwurst and gluhwein and then headed to photography gallery recommended by a guest speaker at Jason’s college.
The gallery was a little disappointing as there were only a few pieces to see. Oh well. I got to go somewhere I hadn’t been before. Yay me.
We headed back to Potsdammer Platz Weinnacht Markt where we caught up with Kate and Raz to share the days experiences over gluhwein. Raz had been out to a dilapidated mental health institution that once had Hitler as a patient. The photos Raz showed of the institution were eerie, cold and haunting and to go there on your own must have made it even more disturbing, not only from its appearance, but also its history. It looked like a place of a lot of unsettled souls.
As a finale to the evening, Raz and Kate squealed their way down the man-made toboggan run set up in the market, riding on what appeared to be the inner tube of an old truck tyre with a rubber base. Unfortunately it was time for Jason and I to head back to the apartment to pack and prepare for a whole new experience, as we would be leaving early in the morning to catch the train to Dresden.
A stencil cut out of Berlin
Small breakfast at Berio whilst listening and singing along to Dean Martin, this always reminds me of Philip Collyer, probably because I know he would appreciate the moment most. It’s a beautiful clear day, if a little cool, so we head off to KaDeWe before the crowds, to see if we can get a new apron for Jason. The truth is, we really wanted to grab a seat in the food department and have a hot chocolate, just because we can. Beautiful, rich and silky hot chocolate with cream on top is a grand way to kick off the day.
As we were travelling on the Underground to Alexanderplatz to begin our “Street Art of Berlin” walking tour, we saw Raz in standing out in his red pants, red hoodie and bright yellow high top sneakers. He’d had a big night with Kate at an old East Berlin bar, but was still sprightly enough for the tour.
We arrived at Alexanderplatz and are cordially greeted by our guide Rob, who grew up in Perth and asked if I was wearing a Hawthorn scarf or were the colours by coincidence. The latter I replied. He then proceeded to tell me, as we were catching the train to our first stop, that he also was a supporter, but had been out of the loop since moving to Berlin. “How did we go this season” he questioned to which I casually replied “We won the Grand Final and it was awesome”. All is good.
The first piece of street art was a 6 story high stencil of an astronaut by Victor Ash on the side of a building. At night the flags from a car dealership across the road would cast a shadow on the wall and give the appearance that our cosmic friend was holding one of them. Clever.
Rob was extremely knowledgeable and not only gave us a potted history of graffiti and street art in Berlin, but also across the world. Furthermore he covered the different types of graffiti including tagging, throw ups and the ‘piece (short for Masterpiece). Each is a development phase for the ‘writer’.
We walked, talked and caught trains and trams to get a broad perspective of the different pieces and artists in Berlin. Many artists were requested to post pieces as part of the ‘Back Jump festival’ including Roa, Au Cherium and Alias who is known for creating stencils of children in distressed or uncomfortable situations. All these are displayed at eye level of children, to assist them and the viewer in questioning the kind of world we are creating and leaving for them.
After covering some of the amazing work, we were escorted to an old warehouse which was their new gallery and workshop, to create our own stencils and art. It provided me with the opportunity to share my perspective of tagging with Rob, in which we had a robust, but civil discussion around when does it just become meaningless noise and when does it add to the aesthetic of the area. It appears that we weren’t too far away from having common ground on this.
After creating our stencils, we then created our ‘pieces on a small canvas. This would not only test our own creativity, but also give us a little memento to remind us of this unique, but completely enjoyable alternative tour to Berlin. Thanks for organising the tour Raz.
Finally, our exhausted feet needed a rest and our grumbling stomachs needed satiating. We returned to Nollendorf Platz with Raz and Kate and had a wonderful schnitzel dinner at Ess Werks whilst we shared our favourite experiences of the day and set out our plans for tomorrow.
Monday, December 02, 2013
20,000+
ThursdayWe checked out the Picasso exhibition at the Gemaldegalerie, followed by a morning of art and culture in the painting gallery itself, featuring paintings from artists such as Rembrandt and Michelangelo. One of the stunning paintings is Michelangelo’s Love Conquers All (Amor Victorious), 1602. After quick lunch in the gallery café, it was off to Potsdamer platz.
It was time for something from the surreal, so we checked out the Berlin Salvador Dali exhibit. This was an odd exhibit to be honest and I walked away feeling a bit… meh. It should be pointed out that Dali is one of my favourite artists and I was really looking forward to seeing it after missing the exhibit in London. However, it was like the whole thing was built around a large collection of “B side” art pieces with only a few of his more major work added in to round it out. It featured very heavily his water colour and ink & pencil works, with a few sculptures thrown in and a lot of photographs that had no real context and were really just images of him at places and parties. There was not a single one of his more famous painting or any of his photographic works, but it did succeed in displaying just how any mediums Dali worked in. So all in all I was left feeling a bit underwhelmed.
It was time for some lifting of spirits, so it was off to the Kurfurstendamm Weihnachtsmarkt to visit the Kaiser Wilhelm. This is a church that was badly damaged during a bombing raid in 1943. The damaged spire of the old church has been retained as a memorial with the new church being built next door from over 21,000 stained glass inlays. Raz tried his first Glühwein, which he enjoyed greatly! :) and then it was back to the Nollendorf Platz.

Friday
We got up early this morning to visit the Reichstag building, which is where parliament convenes. Upon arriving we discovered that you need to first register for entry which meant we couldn’t go in until the next day. Oh well, best laid plans and all… So instead we took a walk through the Tiergarten and stumbled across the Gypsies memorial, a Monument to the Porajmos: Sinti and Roma Holocaust victims. We then travelled down to the Brandenburg Gate where David and I were nearly scammed by a young girl demanding donations after signing a partition for support for deaf teens.

We continued down Unter den Linden to Museum Island where we visited the Neues Museum, home of the bust of Nefertiti. This museum has a huge collection including the Egyptian, Greek, and Bronze Age artefacts and statues which were very impressive. After this we walked on to Alexander Platz to visit the Weihnachtsmarkt for a quick refresh of fresh baked melted cheese roll and Glühwein.
Saturday
It was time to visit an old friend, KaDeWe. This is a department store in Berlin and it is the second-largest department store in Europe, with the top two floors being entirely devoted to food, the 6th floor is called delicatessen and is famous for its wide variety of food and beverages.

This place is like David Jones on steroids!
After grabbing some lunch on the top floor it was time to meet up with Raz and visit the Reichstag. The reason for going to the Reichstag is the to walk up the new glass dome that was installed in 1999 giving a complete 360 degree view of the city. It’s a pretty stunning building in its own right and has been treated with care and respect in its redesign and refurbishment.
We left the Reichstag and walked over to the Holocaust Memorial, it consists of a 19,000 m2 site covered with 2,711 concrete slabs arranged in a grid pattern on a sloping field and the slabs vary in height. The slabs are designed to produce an uneasy, confusing atmosphere, and the whole sculpture aims to represent a supposedly ordered system that has lost touch with human reason. It’s a sobering site to visit, but also one that has not yet connected to the youth who were running and hiding and taking selfies throughout the memorial.
After exiting such a site, it was both entertaining and enriching to see a young woman riding a bicycle with a couple of massive speakers on a trailer pumping out old skool trance (Juno Reactor if I’m not mistaken) for her own private dance party!

It was time for more Glühwein, so we headed to Potsdamer Platz and the Weihnachtsmarkt. After grabbing something to eat and a glass or two of Glühwein we wondered over to the Sony Centre were we discovered an impromptu Christmas light & dance performance, a nice little surprise.
It had been a very long day, so it was back to the apartment for a disco nap before heading out to Woof Bar for a few beers with the locals.
Sunday
After a well-deserved sleep in it was back on the U-bahn and out the see the Charlottenburg Palace, which is the largest palace in Berlin and was built in the 17th century.
After walking through the palace and its gardens we partook of the very large Weihnachtsmarkt located directly outside the palace which was very busy. I really love just how festive the Germans get at Christmas time. So more Glühwein, more yummy food (including deliciously moist ginger bread), and much more walking…
We then headed over to the Kurfurstendamm Weihnachtsmarkt and listed to a very good trombone band playing inside the new church at the Kaiser Wilhelm.
As David’s now sitting on the coach falling asleep, it’s time I took him off to bed for an early night… and back at it again in the morning for our final two days in Berlin.
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